Furbag's Bane

One Human + One Cat = BDSM and quite a bit of fun…

Finally after all these years the slack bastard has got off his arse and done the needful!

I’ve finally broken him in!

Skinbag tells me I will getting my own entrance very shortly. No longer will I need to biff him about the head for entrance and exit. I see a big square of something with a hole in it: we shall see what materialises…

Skinbag’s got the brain of a flea…

Of course I was happy on the mat until he bothered me! And not only that, he’s made me look FAT! There’s a biffing coming…

Occassionally Skinbag has a reasonable idea. I think he’s right, it is time for a new look. So I’ve gone for the black look this time. Reflects my strength of character I believe!

Perhaps a few extra Bickies for the Skinbag tonight. 😉

A cat goes out to do what a cat has to do and it’s so bloody windy I got my arse nearly blown up around my nose… undignified!

It seems Skinbag believes I should be impressed with this, but I’ve yet to see it go in…

Apparently I’ve found a new way to annoy Skinbag and provide myself with some measure of comfort in these increasingly cool days. His new amplifier is VERY VERY cosy on my butt and paws…

Well it seems that I’ve a new patch, courteousy of Skinbag. Lot’s of room to pounce around on the inside, and an absolute crap load of turf (figuratively) on the outside. I can see that I’m going to need a pommer for the backyard in a few years for the walk up, but the way down will be sweet!

Apparently I’m getting my own access so I won’t have to wait on that bloody Skinbag to open the door for me each time I want in or out. Life is good as a Furbag!

I may have to consider forgiving Skinbag for his transgression with the Cage for a few hours a week or so ago. He may have actually done something right for a change…

That Skinbag bastard threw me in a cage yesterday and dragged me off out to some new house! Damn lucky for him that my bed turned up before the end of the night, or he’d have been picking claws out of his arse first time he turned his back on me!

On a calmer and more positive note, it’s not bad at all, and I can see many opportunities for entertainment coming up! Lot’s of wood…

Skinbag’s definitely up to something today, and it’s smells distinctly like Seafood! Where the fuck is all my Shit going?