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Bloody Skinbag will be lucky if he doesn’t end up with an icicle through the eye when he walks back in the door today!! Damn bastard turned the heater OFF before he went out the door, in full view of me while I was lying there. The only thing saving him getting the white dagger will be if I’m too frozen to throw it!!
Who’s your Furbag NOW…
Good of Skinbag to leave me a Choc Chip Muffin & Double Cream! In Fact even the main course was good, although strictly speaking that was donated by someone else. But Sheesh, what’s with only 2 courses!
I think I’m actually a little worried about Skinbag. Perhaps I’ll go easy on him for a while. Since he fed me something I could eat tonight, I’ll cut him a little slack…
It seems that yet another fan has offered my some goodies. Skinbag has advised that there are several extra Tins in the car for me. That’s good for him, means I won’t have to kick his arse next shopping trip. Considering his shabby performance in the food department lately, he’s had his arse saved, if only for a while.
To all my fans…keep up the good work, I’ll sacrifice a mouse or two in your honour.
Who says that blondes are the only ones to get what they want with good looks! 🙂
*flicks whiskers*
Apparently there is some scurrelous rumour that I am a “Black Bandit” code named “Zorro”…
On the upside, apparently I’m being offered some freebies! I might have to whip the Skinbag into actually taking the offer up, he deals me shit from a tin lately!