Furbag's Bane

One Human + One Cat = BDSM and quite a bit of fun…

I’m beginning to wonder if Skinbag’s got another Pussy on the side…Bastard’s just never fucking home anymore! But guilt factor did score me another tin of the expensive food tonight! 🙂

Skinbag = 0 vs Furbag 1…Game, Set, MATCH!

Goddam skinbag!

I spent 13 furfricking freezing hours out in the yard last bloody night thanks to a negligent skinbag. NOT A HAPPY PUSSY!! So his pathetic excuses have run thin.

Left this blog down for months, all on the excuse of can’t be bothered getting the www & blogs up. Well this morning after beating the crap out of him for the above crime, I biffed him about the head until he reconfigured Furbag’s Bane to be working again.

Once upon a time it was just being left out for a few hours…but now it’s a matter of Skinbag being gone for days now…supposedly excused by a new job!

Argh!!! Damn skinbags!

Anyway, he’s capitulated and now the blog’s back. So more abuse will be forthcoming just as soon as I calm down enough to be less likely to kill him.

MeowWWWW!

*heh* Got the Skinbag on his toes again with the food! Nothing like a Furball Combo in a well chosen spot to fix a food argument! 🙂

Byron’s not allowed to go home until 07:06 at least!! There’s been no bribe this week. Grrrrr.

Well while Skinbag is going beserk with Boardgames, my food cupboard is dwindling fast!! If he thinks the excuse of “nightshift” is going to save him he’s sadly mistaken.

Instead of going to the supermarket for MY food this morning, he’s on the internet ordering more games when he’s not even got to play the last lot that arrived. I spread bits from arsehole to breakfast over the weekend when he was wasting time testing instead of the Food Run. Damned if he isn’t getting a biffing in the morning if he’s in bed before he’s been to that supermarket for my goddam food!

Skinbag’s recent lack of cooperation is disturbing. But I will enjoy the “rewards”.

Well Egg Nog didn’t take long…

What’s next…hmmm…

*heh* the Skinbag is mine for nearly 2 weeks again…

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

First thing I’m working on today is Egg Nog! Bastard better come across, this leaving me out in the crap weather, pissing off all the time to stick balls in holes (all f**king sorts) and generally being remiss in his “duties” again isn’t going down well! I suspect the pile of discs I’ve just knocked onto the floor will let him know where we stand @M!!! If I see his bare arse between anyone’s legs before I get Nog, he’ll get a fisting that’s a bit prickly! Actually I might shove both his balls in his OWN hole!

Foolish Skinbag left his Credit Card in easy paw reach, so his birthday present is now on the way: Andrew Blake’s timing is perfect. I love letting my paws to the shopping! This is pussy I know is no threat to my food bowl…

Skinbag is let off just for the night on the basis of Ham & Tasty Cheese 🙂