Furbag's Bane

One Human + One Cat = BDSM and quite a bit of fun…

Sheesh …

Skinbag IS seriously going to regret this…

and

He REALLY thinks this was funny!!

*fume*

Well it seems that in the last month, much has changed for my dear old Skinbag. Not all of it good for me! Why can’t he think of me for a change. Didn’t consult me on this going back to shift work. This decision he’s made (without consultation) has a critical impact on his capacity to provide food, amusement and door service. It means bored and lonely nights at home, the same porn running over & over while he’s not here to change it! It means hours and hours of meaningless web surfing and angry blog entries! I swear, if he doesn’t start leaving the heater on for me at night when he goes I’ll put a pussy on his face that will smother him to death!

That said I suppose it’s good to see him looking healthy, although his coughing of furballs all over the place during the last 9 odd days has been disconcerting: I might have to take HIM to the VET for the Big Needle!! 😛

Well Skinbag appears to have a week off, so I have someone to amuse me for the week. I’ve managed to beat him into submission on the food issue already, and the heater too! Still a bit tardy on the door, but I’ll sort that out shortly…

I’ve even had him playing “fetch” with a toy mouse or two, and he thinks he’s playing with ME!

Bloody Skinbag will be lucky if he doesn’t end up with an icicle through the eye when he walks back in the door today!! Damn bastard turned the heater OFF before he went out the door, in full view of me while I was lying there. The only thing saving him getting the white dagger will be if I’m too frozen to throw it!!

Who’s your Furbag NOW…

Good of Skinbag to leave me a Choc Chip Muffin & Double Cream! In Fact even the main course was good, although strictly speaking that was donated by someone else. But Sheesh, what’s with only 2 courses!

I think I’m actually a little worried about Skinbag. Perhaps I’ll go easy on him for a while. Since he fed me something I could eat tonight, I’ll cut him a little slack…

It seems that yet another fan has offered my some goodies. Skinbag has advised that there are several extra Tins in the car for me. That’s good for him, means I won’t have to kick his arse next shopping trip. Considering his shabby performance in the food department lately, he’s had his arse saved, if only for a while.

To all my fans…keep up the good work, I’ll sacrifice a mouse or two in your honour.

Who says that blondes are the only ones to get what they want with good looks! 🙂

*flicks whiskers*

Apparently there is some scurrelous rumour that I am a “Black Bandit” code named “Zorro”…

On the upside, apparently I’m being offered some freebies! I might have to whip the Skinbag into actually taking the offer up, he deals me shit from a tin lately!

Apparently the Skinbag has been industrious and moved my blog onto the new box. *heh* Guess he must have noticed me eying the lounge suite when he said to me “I’ll get to it soon…”. 🙂

Anyway I’ve a new server to blog on, and I noticed he’s been out and put a dozen cans in THE cupboard! Better him than me having to screw around with mysql databases…but that’s what a Skinbag is for, isn’t it?