What! No Bacon!!
I wake up this morning to find out there’s NO Goddam Bacon for me on a Saturday morning. Not only that, all week he’s been serving my up this rubbish in a sachet, and blaming ME because I don’t want to eat SHIT. WTF!!! If Skinbag doesn’t get a job soon, I’m going to rip his eyes out of his sockets, and scoop his brain out with my paws and eat that for my next Saturday morning Big Breakfast! This pussy expects a certain standard of living, and that’s what she’s going to have again. I’ll give HIM the COSMOS – right back up the arse…
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