Furbag's Bane

One Human + One Cat = BDSM and quite a bit of fun…

It’s driving me crazy! Damn Skinbag, all he seems to have time for now is work, hardware, women, (ok men too I suppose). Nothing for faithful Furbag, savour of his sanity, the one who punishes him when there is no one else to do it!@!! The one who for years has had to work hard to slip the credit card from the wallet just to buy him a few slabs of porn. The one who protects him for all the psychotic killer mice out there…*shivers at the thought of rabid mouse*

For weeks he’s done nothing but hang for his laptop, hang for DVD’s, hang for this game, blah… blah… blah…

He’s working too many evenings, overnights and leaving me untethered, and unfed! BASTARD!@ I just don’t seem to be able to get even a simple 1 hour nap on his lap anymore, nor does he leave me the car window open for me to catch the afternoon sun. Lately the food’s crap, the company’s crap, and I can’t even find a space on the desk anymore. He’s got the bloody laptop where I used to spread out. Meow, Phitzzzz Phitzzzz…Reow.

*wanders off to find some CD’s to whack onto the floor and some paper to throw everywhere*

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