Furbag's Bane
One Human + One Cat = BDSM and quite a bit of fun…

Archive for July, 2005

Further on revenge…

Thu ,07/07/2005

Not only did he make me wait for food tonight, but HE TURNED THE HEATER OFF before he left me LOCKED inside, while he went to work. Not that he goes that much lately. I confess to starting to count the number of tins until his next payday!

Grrr… I think I’ll go shred a couch and knock a few CD’s off his desk.

Revenge will be sweet…

Thu ,07/07/2005

I can’t believe that Human made me wait until 9pm until he fed me. Didn’t seem to matter what I did this afternoon, he ignored me so well I thought he was dead and I could start gnawing on his leg! He shall pay…

From Deathrow to Feline-Superior.

Thu ,07/07/2005

When they told me to sit up in the cage and look cute, a sucker will be along in a minute, I thought they were pulling my left back-paw. Boy were they not kidding.

The sucker didn’t have a chance, I had him from the moment he stepped into the joint. Sheesh…all it took was a quick run to the front of the cage and a “Look at me, I’m so cute, black and cuddly…You’ll be back, go as far as you like, you’ll be back”. Now admittedly that was taking a bit of a chance, but let’s face it, I was the hottest looking kitten there, and he had gone all wobbly in the legs from the moment he had walked in the door. Anyway the gamble wasn’t really much of a gamble as it turns, out, this guy’s a sucker for almost any kitten anyway. Roll on the floor in that undignified “I’m so cute and adorable..” sort of pose, and he’s buggered.

And so it’s been from that moment on, he thinks he’s the master with a low maintenance pet. He’s kidding himself in the biggest way. But we let him think that, it helps him deal with his place in the food chain, i.e. – provider!

Done well for myself out of this deal!