Furbag's Bane

One Human + One Cat = BDSM and quite a bit of fun…

Yes LT you scored me Egg Nog!!

*does moon walk over desk*

Skinbag has decided that I “…have a guts like a football”, and apparently need to go on a food plan! The fact that it’s winter, and he leaves the heater off therefore requiring me to seek a state akin to hibernation, thus reducing my energy loss seems to have escaped his little brain!

In an attempt to circumvent further angst on my part and potential suffocation in his sleep I have augmented his porn supply yet again, albeit at his expense! 🙂 Unfortunately he caught me on the keyboard last night and didn’t quite buy my excuse of “ebay”.

The Skinbag was so Feral yesterday that I grabbed his credit card and went shopping on his behalf again this morning. This Pussy knows the Pussy that Skinbag will appreciate. He should cheer up in about a fornight. Meanwhile I’m going to shred some magazines: the lounge suite might not be the wisest target in his currently psychotic state!

It’s amazing how in these days of Hi Tech, a simple toy mouse jammed behind the door can upset the Skinbag so easily. So what if he had to come in the back door with a few bags! LOL. He’s just lucky I didn’t decide to leave a few recycled furballs for him on the floor in the Kitchen for him to step on as he came through.

Now about those Tins in the Cupboard…*taps left rear paw*

Nothing like showing Skinbag’s friends just how little control he really has around the place: everyone knows what I mean.

LOL

Anyway let’s see what else I can shred into hamburger mince while he’s working instead of being here for my amusement.

WARNING: the count of tins in a certain cupboard is WELL below the minimum. There will be a change here…SOON.