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Beginning to wonder whether Skinbag is ever coming home!! Apparently he’s lording it up in Sydney…
I wonder if it’s got anything to do with the Furball I dumped under his feet in the kitchen the the other night: he seemed to disappear not long after that…
What does he expect when he dishes me up crap!
Brrr…. Goddam Skinbag tossed me out in the cold like some sort of stuffed toy this morning. Good thing SOMEONE cares about my welfare, checks on my food bowl and let’s me in…although perhaps a couple of hot water bottles in the Skinbag’s bed wouldn’t go astray. I’ll have to work on that one!
Anyway Skinbag is MIA now, and I’ve no entertainment now for the night! That’s one whack of the paw for him when he eventually shows!
Goddam skinbag!
I spent 13 furfricking freezing hours out in the yard last bloody night thanks to a negligent skinbag. NOT A HAPPY PUSSY!! So his pathetic excuses have run thin.
Left this blog down for months, all on the excuse of can’t be bothered getting the www & blogs up. Well this morning after beating the crap out of him for the above crime, I biffed him about the head until he reconfigured Furbag’s Bane to be working again.
Once upon a time it was just being left out for a few hours…but now it’s a matter of Skinbag being gone for days now…supposedly excused by a new job!
Argh!!! Damn skinbags!
Anyway, he’s capitulated and now the blog’s back. So more abuse will be forthcoming just as soon as I calm down enough to be less likely to kill him.
MeowWWWW!
Well while Skinbag is going beserk with Boardgames, my food cupboard is dwindling fast!! If he thinks the excuse of “nightshift” is going to save him he’s sadly mistaken.
Instead of going to the supermarket for MY food this morning, he’s on the internet ordering more games when he’s not even got to play the last lot that arrived. I spread bits from arsehole to breakfast over the weekend when he was wasting time testing instead of the Food Run. Damned if he isn’t getting a biffing in the morning if he’s in bed before he’s been to that supermarket for my goddam food!
*heh* the Skinbag is mine for nearly 2 weeks again…
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
First thing I’m working on today is Egg Nog! Bastard better come across, this leaving me out in the crap weather, pissing off all the time to stick balls in holes (all f**king sorts) and generally being remiss in his “duties” again isn’t going down well! I suspect the pile of discs I’ve just knocked onto the floor will let him know where we stand @M!!! If I see his bare arse between anyone’s legs before I get Nog, he’ll get a fisting that’s a bit prickly! Actually I might shove both his balls in his OWN hole!
It seems that yet another fan has offered my some goodies. Skinbag has advised that there are several extra Tins in the car for me. That’s good for him, means I won’t have to kick his arse next shopping trip. Considering his shabby performance in the food department lately, he’s had his arse saved, if only for a while.
To all my fans…keep up the good work, I’ll sacrifice a mouse or two in your honour.
Who says that blondes are the only ones to get what they want with good looks! 🙂
*flicks whiskers*
Skinbag IS seriously going to regret this…
I suspect he thought I don’t check the recycling.
If he thinks he can…meow, reow pssffft RANT! etc…
*sharpens claws & eyes lounge* … A certain Skinbag best get to the supermarket, THE cupboard (the only one that matters) has only ONE (1) tin left in it…
Well thanks to Saffireblue a furbag can FINALLY get a decent feed! Chicken tidbits, certainly rock!
Catddamit if the food lately around here isn’t the worst shyte ever! If Skinbag doesn’t get his act together soon and get out there and buy some REAL food, he’s going to get that vasectomy in his sleep…