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Goddam Skinbag leaving crap all over the table. Went to go kick back on my table in the lounge, after a well deserved Egg Nogg, jumped up, crap everywhere and I went arsehole to breakfast into the bookcase behind!! Bloody undignified is the word for it! The only satisfaction in it was that he was pretty pissed that I “accidently” sent his game of Doom everywhere! There’ll be some revenge here tonight I suspect…
Nice of Skinbag to leave me some chicken thighs to snack on this arvo, must buy him porn more often… 🙂
*heh* Skinbag has to worship me today, his present arrived. We’ll see how long he resists tearing himself away from Space 1999 for it!
*heh* Scored Egg-Nog out of Skinbag before 08:00, what a way to start the week. Pulled the ol’ poor neglected little defenseless cat, left all alone all week, no one to care for me, stuck home, no one to play with…etc. You get the picture, had him running in circles … 🙂 He deserved it too, locked the bloody PC up on me last night, how’s a cat supposed to keep herself entertained if she can’t download porn, chat, or play online games!
He’s so my bitch, and this morning he knew it!
It seems that Skinbag’s Lady & I managed to have the bed to ourselves for half the night while he worked and then dawdled about the house before coming to bed last night. Amazing, a bed full of pussy, and he leaves it until 2:00 to come to bed…
And he wonders why I didn’t want to move when he finally decided to come to bed! Pfft…
That’s going to teach the goddam slackarse Skinbag to feed me before he goes to work on these evening shifts. He didn’t feed me until he got home tonight at like bloody midnight!!
Anyway, revenge was had tonight. I jumped up on the back of his chair while he was playing Resident Evil 4 on a borrowed Game Cube: scared the living **ck out of him, he jumped halfway out the seat before he realised it was me! He had eyes on him like cockroaches – ROFL.
It’s good to be a furbag tonight!
Goddam Skinbag left for work without feeding me, and just a few star stones left in the bowl.
These early evening shifts of his suck. So, I can see chess pieces everywhere, paper from arsehole to breakfast, and CD’s scattered like autumn leaves! And if I haven’t cooled down enough after that, I’ll trip him up when he comes in the door, and spring upon his back. Oh & btw, the Buddha’s accidently fell off the monitor, I really don’t know how…
I was easy on the poor bugger last night, he was shagged!
Ahhhh did I fix the Skinbag or what! I gave him and his Gypsy hell last night. Up & Down since 01:50. He never really had a chance, I knew he was working today and I was going to make sure he knew I hadn’t forgiven him his transgressions recently. I’ve waited some time for this, and I did so enjoy making him suffer. Admittedly it’s unfortunate for his offsider last night, but well casualties of war so to speak. I will have to give him an easy night tonight, or the poor dear might decided to retaliate. I did end up in the slot for a while last night, not sure I wan’t that again for while.