Furbag's Bane

One Human + One Cat = BDSM and quite a bit of fun…

*heh* the Skinbag is mine for nearly 2 weeks again…

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

First thing I’m working on today is Egg Nog! Bastard better come across, this leaving me out in the crap weather, pissing off all the time to stick balls in holes (all f**king sorts) and generally being remiss in his “duties” again isn’t going down well! I suspect the pile of discs I’ve just knocked onto the floor will let him know where we stand @M!!! If I see his bare arse between anyone’s legs before I get Nog, he’ll get a fisting that’s a bit prickly! Actually I might shove both his balls in his OWN hole!

Foolish Skinbag left his Credit Card in easy paw reach, so his birthday present is now on the way: Andrew Blake’s timing is perfect. I love letting my paws to the shopping! This is pussy I know is no threat to my food bowl…

Skinbag is let off just for the night on the basis of Ham & Tasty Cheese 🙂

Sheesh …

Skinbag IS seriously going to regret this…

and

He REALLY thinks this was funny!!

*fume*

Well it seems that in the last month, much has changed for my dear old Skinbag. Not all of it good for me! Why can’t he think of me for a change. Didn’t consult me on this going back to shift work. This decision he’s made (without consultation) has a critical impact on his capacity to provide food, amusement and door service. It means bored and lonely nights at home, the same porn running over & over while he’s not here to change it! It means hours and hours of meaningless web surfing and angry blog entries! I swear, if he doesn’t start leaving the heater on for me at night when he goes I’ll put a pussy on his face that will smother him to death!

That said I suppose it’s good to see him looking healthy, although his coughing of furballs all over the place during the last 9 odd days has been disconcerting: I might have to take HIM to the VET for the Big Needle!! 😛

Well Skinbag appears to have a week off, so I have someone to amuse me for the week. I’ve managed to beat him into submission on the food issue already, and the heater too! Still a bit tardy on the door, but I’ll sort that out shortly…

I’ve even had him playing “fetch” with a toy mouse or two, and he thinks he’s playing with ME!

Bloody Skinbag will be lucky if he doesn’t end up with an icicle through the eye when he walks back in the door today!! Damn bastard turned the heater OFF before he went out the door, in full view of me while I was lying there. The only thing saving him getting the white dagger will be if I’m too frozen to throw it!!

Who’s your Furbag NOW…

Good of Skinbag to leave me a Choc Chip Muffin & Double Cream! In Fact even the main course was good, although strictly speaking that was donated by someone else. But Sheesh, what’s with only 2 courses!

I think I’m actually a little worried about Skinbag. Perhaps I’ll go easy on him for a while. Since he fed me something I could eat tonight, I’ll cut him a little slack…