When they told me to sit up in the cage and look cute, a sucker will be along in a minute, I thought they were pulling my left back-paw. Boy were they not kidding.
The sucker didn’t have a chance, I had him from the moment he stepped into the joint. Sheesh…all it took was a quick run to the front of the cage and a “Look at me, I’m so cute, black and cuddly…You’ll be back, go as far as you like, you’ll be back”. Now admittedly that was taking a bit of a chance, but let’s face it, I was the hottest looking kitten there, and he had gone all wobbly in the legs from the moment he had walked in the door. Anyway the gamble wasn’t really much of a gamble as it turns, out, this guy’s a sucker for almost any kitten anyway. Roll on the floor in that undignified “I’m so cute and adorable..” sort of pose, and he’s buggered.
And so it’s been from that moment on, he thinks he’s the master with a low maintenance pet. He’s kidding himself in the biggest way. But we let him think that, it helps him deal with his place in the food chain, i.e. – provider!
Done well for myself out of this deal!
