{"id":87,"date":"2009-02-15T15:00:11","date_gmt":"2009-02-15T05:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angband.dyndns.org\/blogs\/furbag\/?p=87"},"modified":"2009-02-15T15:00:11","modified_gmt":"2009-02-15T05:00:11","slug":"cage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/?p=87","title":{"rendered":"Cage!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That <a href=\"http:\/\/m0rg0th.livejournal.com\/\">Skinbag<\/a> bastard threw me in a cage yesterday and dragged me off out to some new house! Damn lucky for him that my bed turned up before the end of the night, or he&#8217;d have been picking claws out of his arse first time he turned his back on me!<\/p>\n<p>On a calmer and more positive note, it&#8217;s not bad at all, and I can see many opportunities for entertainment coming up! Lot&#8217;s of wood&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That Skinbag bastard threw me in a cage yesterday and dragged me off out to some new house! Damn lucky for him that my bed turned up before the end of the night, or he&#8217;d have been picking claws out of his arse first time he turned his back on me! On a calmer and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}