{"id":85,"date":"2009-02-01T10:01:49","date_gmt":"2009-02-01T00:01:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angband.dyndns.org\/blogs\/furbag\/?p=85"},"modified":"2009-02-01T10:02:12","modified_gmt":"2009-02-01T00:02:12","slug":"the-naked-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/?p=85","title":{"rendered":"The Naked Cat&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Damn I wish I&#8217;d had <a href=\"http:\/\/m0rg0th.livejournal.com\/\">Skinbag<\/a> take those shiny clippers he does his beard with, to me and turn me into a walking camel toe. Unfortunately I&#8217;d hate to think anyone mistook me for a rat or a Chihuahua! Still, today is much better, and I scored Egg Nog. Life is good&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damn I wish I&#8217;d had Skinbag take those shiny clippers he does his beard with, to me and turn me into a walking camel toe. Unfortunately I&#8217;d hate to think anyone mistook me for a rat or a Chihuahua! Still, today is much better, and I scored Egg Nog. Life is good&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}