{"id":68,"date":"2007-10-16T09:29:54","date_gmt":"2007-10-15T23:29:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angband.dyndns.org\/blogs\/furbag\/?p=68"},"modified":"2007-10-16T09:30:05","modified_gmt":"2007-10-15T23:30:05","slug":"a-pound-of-flesh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/?p=68","title":{"rendered":"A Pound of Flesh&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*heh* the <a href=\"http:\/\/m0rg0th.livejournal.com\/\">Skinbag<\/a> is mine for nearly 2 weeks again&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Bwaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh<\/p>\n<p>First thing I&#8217;m working on today is Egg Nog! Bastard better come across, this leaving me out in the crap weather, pissing off all the time to stick balls in holes (all f**king sorts) and generally being remiss in his &#8220;duties&#8221; again isn&#8217;t going down well! I suspect the pile of discs I&#8217;ve just knocked onto the floor will let him know where we stand @M!!! If I see his bare arse between anyone&#8217;s legs before I get Nog, he&#8217;ll get a fisting that&#8217;s a bit prickly! Actually I might shove both his balls in his OWN hole!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*heh* the Skinbag is mine for nearly 2 weeks again&#8230; Bwaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh First thing I&#8217;m working on today is Egg Nog! Bastard better come across, this leaving me out in the crap weather, pissing off all the time to stick balls in holes (all f**king sorts) and generally being remiss in his &#8220;duties&#8221; again isn&#8217;t going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humour","category-winge"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}