Damn high humidity weather makes a cat’s fur all weird, and these goddam attacks of static electricity are making me confuse myself with a blowfish! Damn rosella’s in the back yard are keeling over with laughter everytime I go “puff” outside.<\/p>\n
Still gives me extra kilometreage when ripping into either the skinbag<\/a> or his evening visitors. It’s a good chance to torture the suckers and know they will have trouble getting back to sleep. And, the skinbag<\/a> can’t throw me in the “slot” at the moment, because his car’s at Jimbo’s the mechanic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Damn high humidity weather makes a cat’s fur all weird, and these goddam attacks of static electricity are making me confuse myself with a blowfish! Damn rosella’s in the back yard are keeling over with laughter everytime I go “puff” outside. Still gives me extra kilometreage when ripping into either the skinbag or his evening […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}