{"id":45,"date":"2006-08-23T19:14:54","date_gmt":"2006-08-23T09:14:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angband.dyndns.org\/blogs\/furbag\/?p=45"},"modified":"2006-08-23T19:18:47","modified_gmt":"2006-08-23T09:18:47","slug":"guts-for-garters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/?p=45","title":{"rendered":"Guts for garters&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/m0rg0th.livejournal.com\">Skinbag<\/a> has decided that I &#8220;&#8230;have a guts like a football&#8221;, and apparently need to go on a food plan! The fact that it&#8217;s winter, and he leaves the heater off therefore requiring me to seek a state akin to hibernation, thus reducing my energy loss seems to have escaped his little brain!<\/p>\n<p>In an attempt to circumvent further angst on my part and potential suffocation in his sleep I have augmented his porn supply yet again, albeit at his expense! \ud83d\ude42 Unfortunately he caught me on the keyboard last night and didn&#8217;t quite buy my excuse of &#8220;ebay&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Skinbag has decided that I &#8220;&#8230;have a guts like a football&#8221;, and apparently need to go on a food plan! The fact that it&#8217;s winter, and he leaves the heater off therefore requiring me to seek a state akin to hibernation, thus reducing my energy loss seems to have escaped his little brain! In an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}