{"id":37,"date":"2006-03-20T23:35:43","date_gmt":"2006-03-20T13:35:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angband.dyndns.org\/blogs\/furbag\/?p=37"},"modified":"2006-03-20T23:37:06","modified_gmt":"2006-03-20T13:37:06","slug":"desperate-paws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/?p=37","title":{"rendered":"Desperate Paws…"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s driving me crazy! Damn Skinbag<\/a>, all he seems to have time for now is work, hardware, women, (ok men too I suppose). Nothing for faithful Furbag, savour of his sanity, the one who punishes him when there is no one else to do it!@!! The one who for years has had to work hard to slip the credit card from the wallet just to buy him a few slabs of porn. The one who protects him for all the psychotic killer mice out there…*shivers at the thought of rabid mouse<\/em>*<\/p>\n

For weeks he’s done nothing but hang for his laptop, hang for DVD’s, hang for this game, blah… blah… blah…<\/p>\n

He’s working too many evenings, overnights and leaving me untethered, and unfed! BASTARD!@ I just don’t seem to be able to get even a simple 1 hour nap on his lap anymore, nor does he leave me the car window open for me to catch the afternoon sun. Lately the food’s crap, the company’s crap, and I can’t even find a space on the desk anymore. He’s got the bloody laptop where I used to spread out. Meow, Phitzzzz Phitzzzz…Reow.<\/p>\n

*wanders off to find some CD’s to whack onto the floor and some paper to throw everywhere<\/em>*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s driving me crazy! Damn Skinbag, all he seems to have time for now is work, hardware, women, (ok men too I suppose). Nothing for faithful Furbag, savour of his sanity, the one who punishes him when there is no one else to do it!@!! The one who for years has had to work hard […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-winge"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}