{"id":30,"date":"2005-10-24T08:15:57","date_gmt":"2005-10-23T22:15:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angband.dyndns.org\/blogs\/furbag\/?p=30"},"modified":"2005-10-24T08:23:13","modified_gmt":"2005-10-23T22:23:13","slug":"dazed-confused","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"Dazed &#038; Confused&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*heh* Scored Egg-Nog out of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/m0rg0th\/\">Skinbag<\/a> before 08:00, what a way to start the week. Pulled the ol&#8217; <em>poor neglected little defenseless cat, left all alone all week, no one to care for me, stuck home, no one to play with&#8230;etc<\/em>. You get the picture, had him running in circles &#8230; \ud83d\ude42 He deserved it too, locked the bloody PC up on me last night, how&#8217;s a cat supposed to keep herself entertained if she can&#8217;t download porn, chat, or play online games!<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s so my bitch, and this morning he knew it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*heh* Scored Egg-Nog out of Skinbag before 08:00, what a way to start the week. Pulled the ol&#8217; poor neglected little defenseless cat, left all alone all week, no one to care for me, stuck home, no one to play with&#8230;etc. You get the picture, had him running in circles &#8230; \ud83d\ude42 He deserved it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}