{"id":28,"date":"2005-10-13T02:56:13","date_gmt":"2005-10-12T16:56:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angband.dyndns.org\/blogs\/furbag\/?p=28"},"modified":"2005-10-13T02:56:20","modified_gmt":"2005-10-12T16:56:20","slug":"laugh-my-furry-arse-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/?p=28","title":{"rendered":"Laugh my furry arse off&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s going to teach the goddam slackarse <a href=\"\">Skinbag<\/a> to feed me before he goes to work on these evening shifts. He didn&#8217;t feed me until he got home tonight at like bloody midnight!!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, revenge was had tonight. I jumped up on the back of his chair while he was playing <a href=\"http:\/\/ww2.capcom.com\/re4\/gui.html\">Resident Evil 4<\/a> on a borrowed Game Cube: scared the living **ck out of him, he jumped halfway out the seat before he realised it was me! He had eyes on him like cockroaches &#8211; ROFL.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s good to be a furbag tonight!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s going to teach the goddam slackarse Skinbag to feed me before he goes to work on these evening shifts. He didn&#8217;t feed me until he got home tonight at like bloody midnight!! Anyway, revenge was had tonight. I jumped up on the back of his chair while he was playing Resident Evil 4 on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}