{"id":19,"date":"2005-09-15T15:34:24","date_gmt":"2005-09-15T05:34:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angband.dyndns.org\/furbag\/?p=19"},"modified":"2005-09-15T15:39:47","modified_gmt":"2005-09-15T05:39:47","slug":"19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/?p=19","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes we just have to kick &#8217;em in the arse!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently the Skinbag has changed his role at work. Now it means (according to him) that I&#8217;ll have to get used to some whole new feeding regime. Pfft I&#8217;ll shred something serious before I let him tell me when I am getting fed or not. I gather it will mean more of that plastic stuff going into his little plastic card thingy, which means I can finally get the skinbag to buy better food, and more of it, and a few creature comforts.<\/p>\n<p>I have presented him with the following list:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Better food (I&#8217;d say more eggs &#038; chicken at the least)<\/li>\n<li>A nice cushion for infront of the heater<\/li>\n<li>An electrically warmed cushion for on the desk in the study<\/li>\n<li>A remote controlled Furbag Door<\/li>\n<li>A laptop so I can use the internet on the kitchen table<\/li>\n<li>Some other skinbag(s) that can stay in the bed to warm my paws while he&#8217;s out in the slave pit paying for all of the above.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently the Skinbag has changed his role at work. Now it means (according to him) that I&#8217;ll have to get used to some whole new feeding regime. Pfft I&#8217;ll shred something serious before I let him tell me when I am getting fed or not. I gather it will mean more of that plastic stuff [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}