{"id":187,"date":"2010-12-20T23:57:02","date_gmt":"2010-12-20T13:57:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angband.dyndns.org\/blogs\/furbag\/?p=187"},"modified":"2010-12-20T23:57:02","modified_gmt":"2010-12-20T13:57:02","slug":"oh-mr-postman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/?p=187","title":{"rendered":"Oh Mr Postman&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seems that the <a href=\"http:\/\/angband.dyndns.org\/blogs\/m0rg0th\/\">Skinbag<\/a> can get these weird looking things to sit in front of his eyes from halfway across the world before I can get his present for this yearly &#8220;familial&#8221; gathering&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a claw for somebody in this story somewhere&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>*whack*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seems that the Skinbag can get these weird looking things to sit in front of his eyes from halfway across the world before I can get his present for this yearly &#8220;familial&#8221; gathering&#8230; There&#8217;s a claw for somebody in this story somewhere&#8230; *whack*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-winge"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=187"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":188,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions\/188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}