{"id":167,"date":"2010-03-25T14:02:17","date_gmt":"2010-03-25T04:02:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angband.dyndns.org\/blogs\/furbag\/?p=167"},"modified":"2012-03-29T21:14:54","modified_gmt":"2012-03-29T11:14:54","slug":"there-will-be-blood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/?p=167","title":{"rendered":"There will be Blood&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>NO! This is not, cannot be&#8230;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 274px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"The Contract is out now\" src=\"http:\/\/files.andulain.net\/images\/general\/dogsbettercats.jpg\" title=\"Like Hell\" width=\"264\" height=\"352\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Contract is out now<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;m thinking the Author&#8217;s likely to find a couple of paws stuck down his throat as he wakes up suffocating in the night&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NO! This is not, cannot be&#8230; I&#8217;m thinking the Author&#8217;s likely to find a couple of paws stuck down his throat as he wakes up suffocating in the night&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humour","category-winge"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":238,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions\/238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}