{"id":161,"date":"2010-03-16T18:41:11","date_gmt":"2010-03-16T08:41:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angband.dyndns.org\/blogs\/furbag\/?p=161"},"modified":"2010-03-16T19:43:29","modified_gmt":"2010-03-16T09:43:29","slug":"the-patter-of-little-smaller-even-than-mine-paws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/?p=161","title":{"rendered":"The Patter of Little (smaller even than mine) Paws&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angband.dyndns.org\/blogs\/m0rg0th\/\">Skinbag<\/a> and I were taking one of our regular constitutional patrols about the boundaries when he looks down at me oddly albeit with the merest hint of a smirk.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How would you like a little friend to keep you company at home these days?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now I can tell immediately by the slight uncertainty behind those slowly tightening green pissholes in the snow he&#8217;d like to think of as eyes, that I&#8217;ve already got this argument won. All I have to do is confirm his place at the bottom of the food chain. He&#8217;s tried it before, he want&#8217;s to get one of those damn little fuzzballs in to be my successor. Little bastard will just wait until I&#8217;m sleeping one day then accidentally roll me off the roof. Then of course the little shit will try and look all distraught when the <a href=\"http:\/\/angband.dyndns.org\/blogs\/m0rg0th\/\">Skinbag<\/a> gets home after work. I&#8217;ve seen how these things work before.<\/p>\n<p>I stopped strolling, looked the <a href=\"http:\/\/angband.dyndns.org\/blogs\/m0rg0th\/\">Skinbag<\/a> squarely in those beady green &#8220;Hors d&#8217;\u0153uvre&#8221; and then just reached up and stuck both sets of front claws into his leg lightly, flexing just enough for him to get the message, then wandered off. I suspect he&#8217;s got the message again for a while. I guess that should hold him off six months or so. Humans!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Skinbag and I were taking one of our regular constitutional patrols about the boundaries when he looks down at me oddly albeit with the merest hint of a smirk. &#8220;How would you like a little friend to keep you company at home these days?&#8221; Now I can tell immediately by the slight uncertainty behind those [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humour","category-winge"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=161"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":166,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions\/166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}