{"id":142,"date":"2009-12-25T10:22:23","date_gmt":"2009-12-25T00:22:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angband.dyndns.org\/blogs\/furbag\/?p=142"},"modified":"2009-12-25T10:24:08","modified_gmt":"2009-12-25T00:24:08","slug":"tribal-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/?p=142","title":{"rendered":"Tribal God&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Egg-Nog, Chicken and Roast Beef: WITHOUT beating the crap out of the <a href=\"http:\/\/angband.dyndns.org\/blogs\/m0rg0th\/\">Skinbag<\/a>. Apparently there&#8217;s some sort of tribal gathering today, and I need to be kept placated! I&#8217;m told that the offerings will no doubt continue for the next couple of days. I AM the top of the Food Chain&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Egg-Nog, Chicken and Roast Beef: WITHOUT beating the crap out of the Skinbag. Apparently there&#8217;s some sort of tribal gathering today, and I need to be kept placated! I&#8217;m told that the offerings will no doubt continue for the next couple of days. I AM the top of the Food Chain&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":146,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions\/146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}