{"id":13,"date":"2005-07-16T21:32:07","date_gmt":"2005-07-16T11:32:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angband.dyndns.org\/furbag\/?p=13"},"modified":"2005-07-16T21:32:26","modified_gmt":"2005-07-16T11:32:26","slug":"death-becomes-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/?p=13","title":{"rendered":"Death becomes him…"},"content":{"rendered":"

He’s done it to me again. Here I was toasting my self by the heater again, and that bastard just came in, turned it off, and said going to work see you in the morning. Apparently because I have a fur coat I don’t need a heater on while he’s out!<\/p>\n

NOT ONLY THAT, he’s left the door to the bathroom shut and I can’t even snack!!!<\/p>\n

I’ve shredded the couch, but there’s little satisfaction in that, so I am going to go into the study and cause some chaos. Besides, it’s warmer in there if I push the door shut. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

He’s done it to me again. Here I was toasting my self by the heater again, and that bastard just came in, turned it off, and said going to work see you in the morning. Apparently because I have a fur coat I don’t need a heater on while he’s out! NOT ONLY THAT, he’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furbag.andulain.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}